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Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

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I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

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I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

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“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

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I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

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“Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

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Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

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If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

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Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

Going viral on Slack:

The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

Just landed via Reddit:

Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

Seen just now on YouTube:

SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

Trending via Reddit:

100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

Spotted on Discord:

When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

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Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

Seen just now on Discord:

If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

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2 months ago
Share →: Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

Commentary:
"When they see me, I want them to wobble like a Jenga tower 😂🧡 #KneesPlease"
2 months ago
Share →: Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

Commentary:
Looks like she knows exactly what she wants—comfortable, confident, and with a little bit of sass! 😏🍑💁‍♀️ Guess if your man isn't giving you that laid-back vibe with a dash of spunk, he might not be the right fit. After all, a thong's got to stay snug and show some personality! 😂✨
5 months ago
Share →: Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

Commentary:
"Looks like this person is bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase 'burning desire' 🔥😅 It seems like they're not one to stay cool under pressure! #HotStuff"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of being quietly furious! Like a volcano sipping on a smoothie 🌋🥤. It's all about that zen-like fume control 😌💥. Dangerously calm, yet on the brink of eruption! 🔥😄"

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How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

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Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

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My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

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A little sign under the doorbell that says, “think twice, adventurer.”

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Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

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Being weird never goes out of style.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

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“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

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I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

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Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

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Spreading quickly via Telegram:

My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

Shared recently on Twitch:

You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

Making waves on Pinterest:

A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

Live now on Threads:

When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

Just landed via Threads:

I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

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