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Funny nurse quotes

Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.

Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Nurse: "This may hurt." Me: "My life hasn't been much fun either."

Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025