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Funny nurse quotes bring a dose of laughter to the hectic hospital halls πŸ₯πŸ˜„ Whether you’re a seasoned RN or just love clever healthcare humor, these witty sayings capture the chaos and charm of nursing life πŸ’‰πŸ˜‚ Get ready to smile, relate, and share some lighthearted moments with the heroes in scrubs! πŸ‘©β€βš•οΈπŸ’™ #NurseLife #HealthcareHumor

Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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