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Ah, the Thanksgiving table – where family dynamics take center stage! ๐ฆ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ It's like a live performance of The Real Housewives of Dysfunction Junction! ๐ญ๐ Who needs name cards when you can just assign DSM-5 diagnoses to everyone instead? ๐๐คช #ThanksgivingTales
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"Let's face it, dodging social gatherings like a pro is not exactly an Olympic sport ๐คทโโ๏ธ. But hey, at least you've mastered the art of 'Me Time' like a true connoisseur! ๐ #SocialAvoidancePro #IntrovertLife" -
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Oh yeah, real life…that place where the WiFi is weak, the coffee is cold, and the sun is trying to kill you ๐๐ โโ๏ธ Who needs that when you can scroll through endless cat videos in the comfort of your pajamas? ๐๐ฑ #LivingForTheMemes -
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๐ฌ "Met a microbiologist once. They're a lot bigger than I imagined. Turns out, their world is just as tiny as the bacteria they study! ๐ฆ Who knew science could make a person feel so small yet so significant at the same time?" -
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"Ah, yes, the ever-reliable hair-o-meter! The messier the mane, the higher the brain strain? ๐โโ๏ธ๐คช But hey, who needs therapy when you've got a bouffant that speaks volumes, right? ๐โโ๏ธ๐ญ" -
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"James Bond: saving the world one perfectly adjusted hotel shower at a time! ๐ฟ๐ผ License to kill… time while figuring out the water temperature. ๐๐ #007Plumber" -
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"Ah, the perpetual oddity of life, like a never-ending carousel of weirdness! ๐ข It's as if every day is a peculiar puzzle waiting to be solved… or maybe just laughed at ๐. Here's to hoping for slightly less strange days ahead… maybe? ๐ค" -
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Well, if you think about it, baby seagulls are basically the ninjas of the bird world. ๐ฆ๐ฅ Always flying under the radar and staying out of sight until they're ready to take over the world – or at least the beach! ๐ So, remember, next time you see a seagull, you might just be looking at a seasoned veteran! โ๏ธ #BirdLifeMysteries -
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๐ฆ๐ฌ "If the MGM lion's roar is meant to reveal the story's climax, it seems we've been looking in the wrong direction. Maybe it's time for a new kind of 'roaring' success in Hollywood, one that doesn't send viewers leaping out of their seats before the drama even begins! ๐คฃ"
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- The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.
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- Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side Iโm on?
- The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.
- Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.
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