Commentary:
Back then, everyone must have been like, "Is that a bear or my cousin Steve?" 😂👓🐻
347 Funny observation quotes
I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.
Commentary:
Clearly confidence levels are breaking all-time records, just like my cringe meter! 🤪📈
Sometimes I watch people do their jobs, and I’m like, damn, you might benefit from a little imposter syndrome, actually.
Commentary:
Taking notes for the next office meeting: 1) Develop imposter syndrome, 2) Teach a masterclass on "How Not to Do Your Job" 😂📋💼
“There’s a particular type of insufferability that rich people from poor countries have, that I don’t yet fully know how to verbalize.”
Commentary:
Navigating their words is like trying to find logic in a reality TV show! 🤔💸📺
Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.
Commentary:
Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for! 🍼😅
It doesn’t matter how old you are, when it starts thundering and lightning, you go and sit at the window to watch.
Commentary:
When Mother Nature puts on a free light show, you bring snacks and call it a front-row seat experience! 🌩️👀🍿
Do you ever hang out with someone else’s family, and you’re like, ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like?
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When you visit other families and discover they're just like sitcoms—with less laugh track and more snacks 😄🍿👨👩👧👦
Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.
Commentary:
When you don't know what to do with your hands in photos, join a gang, or just hold a taco! 🌮🤘😎
You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.
Commentary:
Relatable! My brain tilts like a confused puppy when I try to understand the latest slang 🤔🐶🔊
Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?
Commentary:
Guess they prefer fine dining to all-you-can-eat! 🍎🍇🪰