59 Funny okay quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”
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  4 months ago

  View →: I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”
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  4 months ago

  View →: I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”
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  4 months ago

  View →: Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?
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  4 months ago

  View →: Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.
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  5 months ago

  View →: “Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.
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  5 months ago

  View →: “Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?
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  5 months ago

  View →: “God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him.
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  5 months ago

  View →: It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.
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  5 months ago

  View →: God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: “You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”
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  5 months ago

  View →: When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.
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  5 months ago

  View →: It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

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