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Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all I’ve come up with is mowing the lawn.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

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Dec 31, 2025

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Just landed via Messenger:

I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Spotted on YouTube:

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

Going viral on WeChat:

I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I’ve disappointed better people.

Making waves on Messenger:

I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

Freshly posted on X:

People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

Going viral on X:

In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

Funny personality trait quotes

Funny personality trait quotes 😂💬 are the perfect way to celebrate all those quirky, lovable bits that make us uniquely us! Whether you’re a little mischievous, wildly weird, or just downright delightful, these gems will have you laughing out loud and nodding in agreement 🤪✨. Get ready to embrace your inner weirdo and share some smiles with friends—because a good laugh never goes out of style! 🎉😄

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Shy with a mean resting face is a crazy combo.

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Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them.

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I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

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My toxic trait is optimism.

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Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

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Selfish people are my favorite because you never have to guess their motives.

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Overthinkaholic!

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What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

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47 shares on Facebook this month:

A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

92 shares on Twitch this month:

The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

63 shares on Facebook this month:

Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

79 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You should be able to like an email instead of replying to it.

75 shares on TikTok this month:

My parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying.

42 shares on YouTube this month:

Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

100 shares on X this month:

Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

94 shares on X this month:

Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch!

56 shares on Reddit this month:

Whoever first said, “It gets to a point,” was definitely at that point, and I feel them deeply.

86 shares on Messenger this month:

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

You are the wind beneath my overly sensitive, motion-activated floodlight.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

AI could never steal company time the way I do.

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January-me would not believe the life I lived this year.

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My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Dec 31, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

With great power comes a huge electric bill.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Pinterest:

Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

Just landed via Slack:

God invented war so that Americans can learn geography.

Spotted on Instagram:

If your family starts fighting on Thanksgiving, go live.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

Spotted on Twitch:

Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

Going bananas on Discord:

Just came back from my walk, and I was right about everything.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Every time I wanna quit, I remember horses don’t stop.

Seen just now on X:

I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

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