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Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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Christmas is coming and you’re not.

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Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

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My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

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Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

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“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

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“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

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At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

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Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

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Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

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Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

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Unsolicited sandwich pics.

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Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

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The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

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If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

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There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

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The moment when I drop my phone, but my fast reflexes slam it into a bloody wall.

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When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?

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You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

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Funny pessimism quotes bring a hilarious twist to seeing the glass half empty 🍷😅. They turn gloomy outlooks into laugh-out-loud moments, proving that even the worst-case scenarios can be pretty entertaining 😂💭. Ready to embrace the dark side with a smile? These witty lines will have you chuckling while expecting the unexpected! 🎭✨

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Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

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For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

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Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

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Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

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I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

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Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

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I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

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Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

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If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

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That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

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Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

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My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

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Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

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If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

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Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

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Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

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You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

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You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

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Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

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Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

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