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11 Funny pessimism quotes

Funny pessimism quotes bring a hilarious twist to seeing the glass half empty πŸ·πŸ˜…. They turn gloomy outlooks into laugh-out-loud moments, proving that even the worst-case scenarios can be pretty entertaining πŸ˜‚πŸ’­. Ready to embrace the dark side with a smile? These witty lines will have you chuckling while expecting the unexpected! 🎭✨

Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Getting to the age where I’m like, β€œOh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Life update: it’s getting worse.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore, I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Oh good. Another day.

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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