Funny pessimism quotes

• Life update: it’s getting worse.

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  1 month ago

  getting, humor, life, pessimism, sarcasm, update, worse

• Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

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  1 month ago

  anyone, appreciate, attitude, being, fails, fun, humor, i, i told you so, joy, optimism, pessimism, pessimist, sarcasm, saying, told

• Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

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  1 month ago

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• When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

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  1 month ago

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• I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

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  1 month ago

  again, anything, bad, behavior, being, ever, feel, frustration, good, happen, human, human behavior, humor, i, motivation, people, pessimism, self-awareness, stupid, stupidity, think

• Oh good. Another day.

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  1 month ago

  another, day, good, humor, irony, oh, pessimism, routine, sarcasm

• No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

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  1 month ago

  5pm, darkness, death, evening, humor, i, irony, love, nation, pessimism, sarcasm

• Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

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  1 month ago

  bad, better, expectations, humor, imagination, optimism, perspective, pessimism, reality, things

• Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

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  3 months ago

  best, brand, excited, excitement, expectation, hope, hoping, humor, irony, new, optimism, pessimism, super, week, worst

• Getting to the age where I’m like, “Oh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”

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  3 months ago

  age, aging, dark, dark humor, dead, getting, humor, middle, middle age, mortality, oh, pessimism, sarcasm, where

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