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Funny pickup quotes

Funny pickup quotes are the perfect blend of charm and cheekiness to break the ice with a smile πŸ˜„βœ¨ Whether you’re looking to impress your crush or just lighten the mood, these witty lines bring laughter and spark πŸ’¬πŸ”₯ Get ready to boost your flirting game with humor that’s as clever as it is cute! πŸ˜πŸ’–

I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

Posted on6 months ago

Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

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