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13 Funny pickup quotes

Funny pickup quotes are the perfect blend of charm and cheekiness to break the ice with a smile 😄✨ Whether you’re looking to impress your crush or just lighten the mood, these witty lines bring laughter and spark 💬🔥 Get ready to boost your flirting game with humor that’s as clever as it is cute! 😏💖

Hey girl, are you a cigarette? Because I like cigarettes.

Posted on3 days ago3 days ago

Girls flirt by orbiting your general location like an electron.

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Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Me in hell: “So did it hurt when you fell from heaven.” Lucifer: “Get out!”

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

Posted on2 months ago

Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

Posted on2 months ago

Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

Posted on2 months ago

“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

Posted on2 months ago

Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

Posted on2 months ago

Isn’t your email address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I gave you a follow back, not a Tinder match, don’t “Hey, beautiful” me.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

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