Funny quotes pickup

Funny pickup quotes

Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025