Funny pickup quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

  Commentary:
  "Approaching women on the street with lines like 'whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?' is like trying to catch a fish with a loudspeaker instead of a fishing rod 🎣🔊. Let's just say subtlety might work better than a bold approach in this case!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's cooking up a saucy pick-up line! Just remember, it's all fun and games until someone gets tangled in a pasta-ble situation!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

  Commentary:
  "Hey there! Are you Black Friday, because you've got me feeling like I need to fight through crowds just to uncover your irresistible discounts! 💸🛍️ #SavageSavings"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

  Commentary:
  "Smooth moves! 😎 Maybe it's time to start a 'romantic glasses collection' on that nightstand of yours! 🤓💕"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's dishing out compliments with a side of sarcasm! 🔥❄️ Maybe next time, less microwave, more microwaveable hearts! 😂 #ColdAsIce #HotStuff"

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