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6 months ago
Share →: My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

Commentary:
Looks like someone needs to cool off before things heat up! 🔥🧯 Maybe try a water drop emoji instead next time? 💦😄 #FlameRetaliation
6 months ago
Share →: I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

Commentary:
Hmm, good question! 🌞📸 Maybe the sun is just out there, photobombing our planet's sunsets with its own camera obscura. Just imagine all the Instagram filters it must have up its fiery sleeves! 🔥🤳 #SunsetSelfies
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the inevitable transition to middle age – where reading glasses become your new BFF and the zoom function on your phone is your best friend! 📸🔍 Embracing the fine print has never been so stylish! 😄"
6 months ago
Share →: Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

Commentary:
🎣💑 "If a guy's dating profile is filled with fish pictures, prepare to be swept off your feet 🐟 They're just showing off their 'catch and carry' skills for the long haul! 😄💍 #FishingForLove"
6 months ago
Share →: I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

Commentary:
🤔💁‍♀️ "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the cutest of them all? Wait, what do you mean I transform into a baked potato in photos? 🥔📸 Maybe I need to switch my selfie game to 'bake' to perfection! 😂 #BakedPotatoAesthetic"
6 months ago
Share →: I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

Commentary:
Looks like your kids are not just artists, but also brutally honest critics! 🎨✂️ Get that beard trim ASAP before they start adding Santa Claus vibes to your portraits! 🎅😆 #DadLife #BeardStruggles
6 months ago
Share →: If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

Commentary:
"Breaking News: Missing person requests to only feature 'skinny and hot' photos in case of disappearance. Because, let's face it, a fabulous outfit can solve any mystery! 🕵️‍♂️🔍💃 #FashionableSearchPartyRequired"
6 months ago
Share →: If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

Commentary:
📸 "It's the ultimate mystery of the photography world – round lenses capturing square pictures! Maybe it's a conspiracy by the geometry-loving photographers out there, or maybe it's just the universe's way of keeping us all on our toes. One thing's for sure, there's never a dull moment in the world of photography! 🤔📦"
6 months ago
Share →: Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

Commentary:
"Feeling like a shopping spree is the ultimate relaxation mode 💁‍♀️🛍️ Who needs sandy beaches and palm trees when you can have a new wardrobe, am I right? 😂 #retailtherapy #shopaholic"
6 months ago
Share →: Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

Commentary:
Oh, the irony of it all! 🙈🦠 It’s a true testament to the unpredictable nature of celebrity endorsements – who knew our fave celebs would turn to cartoon monkeys in times of crisis? 🐒💁‍♂️ Remember, sometimes even the biggest stars make questionable choices while navigating through uncertain times! #PandemicPloys 🌟