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I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.
Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?
No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.
Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.
You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

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5 months ago
Share →: It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

Commentary:
"Who needs a marathon when you can sprint in flip flops after that elusive ice cream truck? 🍦🏃‍♂️ The Summer Olympics just got a new event inspiration! #CatchMeIfYouCan"
5 months ago
Share →: Delightful if true: booby trap.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic combination of delight and danger – like receiving a beautifully gift-wrapped booby trap! 🎁💥 Remember folks, sometimes the sweetest surprises can come with a bang, so stay sharp out there! 😉
5 months ago
Share →: Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

Commentary:
“Insulting people, but in a good way. Because why be mean when you can be sassy with a hint of kindness? 😂👏 #SassyButClassy”
5 months ago
Share →: The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.

Commentary:
"Who needs a doctor's prescription when you have a bottle full of sugar-coated intelligence pills? 🤓💊 Warning: may cause sudden bursts of brilliance and questionable decision-making 😂 #SweetSmartiesAntics"
5 months ago
Share →: Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

Commentary:
It seems like there's no middle ground when it comes to frolicking with you! 🤣🕺 Whether it's a chaotic dance party or an intense rivalry, you always bring that extra flair to the situation! 💥 Let's hope everyone can keep up with your energetic frolicking style! 🌟
5 months ago
Share →: Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

Commentary:
"Breaking free after a long, chilly confinement! ❄️ That ice tray must feel like a superhero liberating its frosty comrades. 💥 Stay cool out there, ice tray! 😎"
5 months ago
Share →: Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.

Commentary:
Ah, a question for the mind readers! 🤔🔮 I hope they have their crystal balls polished and their telepathic signals on point for this one! Who needs a magic eight ball when you’ve got a mind reader around? 🎩✨
5 months ago
Share →: I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

Commentary:
"Who needs a magician when you've got an umbrella? 🌂✨ Rainy day hack: the ultimate invisibility cloak! 😂☔️ #HeadlessInSeattle"
5 months ago
Share →: I love you to the refrigerator and back.

Commentary:
Ah, the modern-day love story – forget the moon and stars, it's all about the fridge now! 🌌❤️🍔 Whoever said romance is dead clearly never experienced the joy of late-night snacks and midnight fridge raids together. 😂🍴 #RelationshipGoals
5 months ago
Share →: If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

Commentary:
"Warning: Serious answers to silly questions may result in unexpected wardrobe adjustments! 🤪🩲 #WedgieAlert"