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Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

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“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

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I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

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There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

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Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

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A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

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Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

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Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.

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The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

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Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

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I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

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My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

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I’m sorry to break it to you, but you need a soul to have a soulmate.

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

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Remember that even the worst haircut will eventually grow on you.

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If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

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I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

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Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

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I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

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If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

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Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

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Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.

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This quote is invisible. Only people who masturbate a lot can read it.

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Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

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Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

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If I were you, I would rather be me.

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The Epstein files are real, but they can’t figure out how to convert them to a PDF.

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I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

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May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

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An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

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Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.

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Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

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I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

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You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

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Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

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I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

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My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

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People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

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Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

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