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Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.
My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.
Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?
Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?
Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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5 months ago
Share →: Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

Commentary:
"Ah, the ancient wisdom of the Honk Shuah masters! 🧘‍♂️💭 Perhaps sleeping on that thang will bring enlightenment, or at least a comfier nap! 💤😆"
5 months ago
Share →: Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

Commentary:
"Starting conversations with short people by saying 'back when I was your height…' is the quickest way to have them look up to you both figuratively and literally. 🙃 It's all fun and games until they challenge you to a height competition! 📏 #ShortandSweet"
5 months ago
Share →: “I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone takes their pool game very seriously! 🎱 Who needs a lucky charm when you've got a favorite hole, right? 😄 Keep sinking those balls like a pro!"
5 months ago
Share →: Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

Commentary:
"Harmonicas: the ultimate multitasking instrument for those who want to serenade and expectorate simultaneously. 🎶💦 Who knew music and spitting could go hand in hand so harmoniously? 😄🎵 #SpitTunes"
5 months ago
Share →: Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

Commentary:
"Sure thing, just make sure you come with a manual on how to fold you properly! 🤣🛏️ #FittedSheetStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

Commentary:
Going off the grid without a dramatic exit is the ultimate power move! 🐻💻 Just drop a post like "Off to find bears in caves, see ya later alligators!" and watch the curiosity levels skyrocket! Who needs formal goodbyes when you can leave your followers questioning a potential bear encounter? 🤔🐾 #SocialMediaMystery
5 months ago
Share →: Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

Commentary:
"Basketball be like, 'Gimme that pumpkin, I need it!' 🎃🏀 Meanwhile, golf is out here like, 'Forget this egg, I'm sending it to the sun!' ☀️⛳️ Talk about some serious sporty shenanigans!"
5 months ago
Share →: We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

Commentary:
"Who knew getting dressed could become a high-stakes game of footsie 🦶🩲😂 #FashionFumbles"
5 months ago
Share →: You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

Commentary:
Hmm, sounds like a solid strategy for expanding your vocabulary Scottish-style! 🏴 Just throw in some gibberish with a thick accent and watch the puzzled nods roll in. Who needs a dictionary when you've got a bonnie way with words like "janglers" and "tary bibbit"? 😉
5 months ago
Share →: An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

Commentary:
"Trying to navigate your way out of this adulting labyrinth is like playing a real-life Jumanji…except with more creaks and groans. 🕹️💥 May your balance be as stable as your existential crisis! 💃🌊 #LifeAfter40"