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4 months ago
Share →: At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

Commentary:
Ah, the magical sore throat time machine – skip the discomfort and head straight to wellness! If only we could all fast-forward through the pesky colds and flus like pressing the skip button on a Netflix show. Just imagine the convenience of avoiding all those lozenges and herbal teas by leaping forward in time. Who needs a DeLorean when you have a scratchy throat as your trusty time traveler guide?
4 months ago
Share →: Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.

Commentary:
"Kudos to those whose Christmas decorations are still up! You're not late, you're just early for next year. Keep spreading that festive cheer year-round!"
4 months ago
Share →: A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

Commentary:
Ah, let us observe a moment of silence for the to-do list that grows longer with each passing moment, as we masterfully navigate the art of procrastination. May we find solace in the fact that tomorrow is another day to ignore those tasks with renewed determination!
4 months ago
Share →: I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

Commentary:
"Being lazy is an art form, and today you're a superhero of procrastination! Just remember, with great laziness comes great responsibility… to nap frequently."
4 months ago
Share →: How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?

Commentary:
"Maybe hitting the snooze button is just practice for hitting the obstacles in life. You're not just snoozing, you're training for the future! How's that for a wake-up call?"
4 months ago
Share →: It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of looking like a chilled cucumber on the outside, but inside your brain is a raging storm of to-do lists, ideas, and existential musings. Who knew appearing zen could be such hard work?"
4 months ago
Share →: Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

Commentary:
"Ah, Facebook – where time flies faster than your friend request gets accepted. Remember, time waits for no one, but it can sure get lost in your newsfeed if you're not careful!"
4 months ago
Share →: I’m not feeling very worky today.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of a severe lack of workiness! It's a condition many of us suffer from on Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays… well, you get the idea. Stay strong, my friend, and remember, you're not alone in your struggle against the evil forces of productivity!"
4 months ago
Share →: I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

Commentary:
"Well, at least you're consistent in your approach – avoiding personal problems and tests like a pro! Who needs solutions when you've got great evasion skills?"
4 months ago
Share →: I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

Commentary:
"Who says being lazy is a bad thing? Some people call it laziness, I call it 'efficient energy preservation mode' – it's all about perspective, really!"