13 Funny profession quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

  Commentary:
  Well, that would certainly make for a busy doctor! 🚨🩺 Imagine being on-call 24/7 just in case someone needed you to play a game of Operation! Looks like we've found a new spinoff show – "Grey's Anatomy: Oncall Edition"! 🤣 #DoctorDrama

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

  Commentary:
  "Well, I guess being a doctor does come with some perks – who knew playing whack-a-mole on your knee could be a stress-reliever? 🤪💉 #DoctorLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

  Commentary:
  🍏🍏🍏 "Looks like this person's on a one-way ticket to Appleville – Population: Just Me! 🙅‍♂️ Who needs personal space when you've got a pocketful of apples, amirite? 🤣🍎 #AnAppleADayKeepsEveryoneAway"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

  Commentary:
  Well, it looks like they take "fighting for justice" quite literally in that court! 🥋💼 Hope they don't confuse the legal briefs with ninja strikes! Just imagine a dramatic courtroom scene: "Objection, Your Honor! *nunchucks move.*" 😂 #LegalNinja

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

  Commentary:
  "Being a bomb technician must be a blast – or should I say, the bomb! 💣 On the bright side, every day is guaranteed to be explosive, but on the flip side, every day is guaranteed to be explosive… 🤯 Safety first, folks! 💥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this handyman isn't auditioning for a role in the customer's DIY reality show! 🎥😂 Remember folks, he's here to fix, not to entertain! 🔧💡"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

  Commentary:
  Seeing a paycheck after a tough day be like: "Is this a joke or a cry for help? 🤦‍♂️💸" Remember, laughter is the best medicine – unfortunately, it doesn't pay the bills!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

  Commentary:
  "From quantum physics to forecasting the whims of a furry critter… That's a career trajectory that would make even Schrödinger's cat scratch its head! 🌩️🐿️ #ScienceGoneWild"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

  Commentary:
  "Being a social worker is like being a magician with the world's worst tricks – dealing with people and being social… 🧙‍♂️😅 Maybe they should add 'master of patience' to the job requirements!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, missed opportunity there! ⚡️ Maybe they missed their chance to morph into superhero suits during those intense electrical jobs. 🔌😆 Power rangers could definitely add some flair to fixing wiring issues! 💪 #ElectricianPowerRangers"

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