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12 Funny profession quotes

I'm experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
The worst thing I've seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025