I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession. Posted on7 days ago
The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. Posted on1 week ago
Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor. Posted on1 week ago
Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog. Posted on1 week ago
Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things. Posted on1 week ago
I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up. Posted on2 weeks ago
If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession? Posted on2 weeks ago
Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender. Posted on2 weeks ago
Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day. Posted on2 weeks ago