16 Funny profession quotes

• “You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

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• A big shout-out to all the beekeepers. Our unstung heroes.

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  1 week ago

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• Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.

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  1 week ago

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• For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

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• Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

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  1 week ago

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• I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

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  2 weeks ago

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• My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

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  2 weeks ago

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• The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

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  2 weeks ago

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• The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

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  2 weeks ago

  healthcare, humor, irony, job, money, paramedic, paycheck, profession, seen, thing, workplace, worst

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