92 Funny pun quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

  Commentary:
  Looks like time really got away from the oversized clock thief! 🕰️⏳ Hope they have a big wrist to carry that around with them! #TimeToPayUp 😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

  Commentary:
  "Yep, Ohio definitely looks like it's revving up to plow through some cornfields or maybe even challenge a T-rex to a race! 🚜🦖 #OhioIsReadyToRoll"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

  Commentary:
  "Those tater tots better watch out, looks like trouble ahead! 🥔😄 Stay crispy, little tots!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

  Commentary:
  "Never trust a clock with your juicy secrets – they're busy telling time, not keeping mum! ⏰🤫 #TickTockSnitch"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Tuah Kill a Hawkingbird

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the infamous legend of Tuah, the fearless warrior who mistook a noble Hawkingbird for his enemy! 🦅⚔️ Let's just say Tuah's hunting skills could use some improvement! 🤣 #Birds1Warriors0"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Thaw me like one of your french fries!

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's feeling a bit frosty! 🍟❄️ Better bring out the ketchup and warm up those icy vibes! 🔥😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

  Commentary:
  "Who doesn't want to livarrhea, right? 💩😂 Say goodbye to the runs and hello to the funs! 💃 #livelaughpoop"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I ordered one of those Tempura mattresses. Way too crunchy.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you may need a "Sushi" mattress instead! 🍣🛏️ Maybe next time go for a softer option to avoid feeling like you're sleeping on a tempura shrimp! 🍤😄 #CrunchyMattressProblems 🛌🚫

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

  Commentary:
  Well, it's no wonder the Eager beaver gets so much done – they're just way too eager to slack off! 🌟🦫 Keep calm and beaver on, the hustle is real for this ambitious little creature! 🏃‍♂️💼

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve named my couch American Idle.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your couch is living the dream of every couch potato out there! 🥔💤 Who needs American Idol when you've got American Idle right in your living room? 😄🛋️"

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