Funny punctuality quotes

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  4 hours ago

  Share →: I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the daily quest to find my keys: the only exercise my memory gets these days! 🗝️🤔🔍 Late, but with style!"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

  Commentary:
  When punctuality takes a backseat to personal flair 🚦😎—because who needs a schedule when you’ve got style? 😂⏰ #LateAndLovingIt

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sweet satisfaction of a latecomer basking in the glow of not being the latest one to the party! 🕰️😄 It's the small victories in life that keep us ticking along, one tardy step at a time!"

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