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The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like β€œI had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

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That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

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I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

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No one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type.

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I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

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Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

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There has been a British voice in my head saying, β€œBit sad innit,” for the past few weeks.

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If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

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Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

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Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

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Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

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The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass β€” matcha.

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It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

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Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

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β€œStop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

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Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

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Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% β€œooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

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A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.

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Being a little freak is my love language.

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On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

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Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.

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Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

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Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

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All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

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In a parallel universe, I go to bed early and wake up fresh and unstoppable.

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We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer.

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Some days you have breakfast for dinner and live life on your own terms.

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There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egΓ©rmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means β€œmouse cinema”.

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