27 Funny questions quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Alexa has reached her boiling point with the never-ending questions! 🔥🛁🍞 Who knew a toaster could double up as a 'shocking' bath companion? 😆 Looks like someone needs to give that curious nephew a break… or a waterproof advisory! 🤦‍♂️💡

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever claims there are no stupid questions clearly hasn't met my coworkers! 🤪🤦‍♂️ Feel free to swing by the office for a crash course in 'questionable' inquiries. 🤓🚀"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

  Commentary:
  "When life hands you lemons, you can't help but wonder if it's trying to start a citrus war 🤔🍋 Maybe those lemons are just misunderstood and in dire need of a good old-fashioned chat 😄 After all, nothing zesty should go to waste! #LemonConspiracy"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

  Commentary:
  "Parenting a teenager is like having an opinionated sidekick who critiques your every move… except they live with you. 🤔👯‍♂️ #TeenageTales #ParentingAdventures"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

  Commentary:
  "Because sometimes words just can't capture the utter ridiculousness of a truly stupid question! Let's bust out those interpretive dance moves and pirouette our way to enlightenment. 💃🕺 Don't just answer – groove your way through it! 🤪 #DanceLikeNoOneIsAskingStupidQuestions"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

  Commentary:
  Oh, the struggles of parenting! 🤪📅 It's like trying to solve a riddle every time they ask, right? Time becomes a mere concept when you have little ones around. Just tell them it's "Today" and leave it at that! 😂 #ParentingProblems

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

  Commentary:
  Isn't chocolate just the best therapist you never knew you needed? 🍫🤔 It's like a delicious magical being that never judges, just melts in your mouth and makes everything better! 😋✨ Who needs existential questions when you've got chocolate on your side? 😉✌️

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