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When I grow up, I’d like to be a retired lottery winner.

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As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

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Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

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Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.

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Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

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I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

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My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

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Can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m rich and happily in love?

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Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

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And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

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Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

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On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

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Just realized doors really are floating in the air 24/7. I don’t like that.

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Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

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I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

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No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

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My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

Trending via Slack:

Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

Making waves on TikTok:

Your Majesty” would be the best name for a cat.

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How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

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Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

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I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

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Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

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I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

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I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

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Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

1 month ago

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It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

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If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

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Shout out to the dude who flipped me off in traffic. Making me feel all nostalgic for California, thank you.

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32 shares on YouTube this month:

Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

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If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

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Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

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Twitter account so good even HR wants to see it.

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I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

19 shares on Threads this month:

A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

68 shares on Snapchat this month:

“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

20 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A weekend in a log cabin with a hot tub sounds perfect right now.

64 shares on Reddit this month:

Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

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Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.

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I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

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“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

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Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

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I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

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When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

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When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

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It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.

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I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

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Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

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For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

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It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

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Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

Just landed via Telegram:

I have a very particular set of useless skills.

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I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

Seen just now on Slack:

My ideal man is a kindhearted little freak.

Trending via Snapchat:

I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

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