17 Funny rage quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

  Commentary:
  "Discovering the true meaning behind 'Suits' was a plot twist greater than any legal drama! 🔥😱👔 Who knew the power of a mere title could unleash such fiery emotions? Something tells me this revelation was a lawsuit waiting to happen! ⚖️😂 #MindBlown"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

  Commentary:
  "When pedestrians are crossing, why not show some love and drop a beat instead of honking? 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️💃 Let's keep the peace on the streets, folks! 🚗✌️ #CalmDownAndDriveOn"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

  Commentary:
  🤣🚗 "Ah, the power of the mighty honk! Who knew a simple beep could be the key to personal growth and enlightenment? Honk away, my friend! Maybe next time they'll use their turn signal too. Stay in your lane, but feel free to honk for good karma! 🚙💨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

  Commentary:
  Whoever named it road rage obviously missed a golden opportunity to say "locomotive" – now that's some next-level wordplay! 🚗💥🚂 Let's pave the way for some locomotive fury on the highways! 🚗🚋😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the majestic race to the red light, truly a display of unmatched skill and precision 🚗💨 Hats off to you, speedster! May your acceleration always be as enthusiastic as your parking brake game 💥🏁 #SpecialDriver"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone swapped out their nightlight for a volcano 🔥🌋. Watch out world, we've got a rage comic in the making! 😠💥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of domestic bliss! When life gives you lemons, make sure to angrily scrub them clean, chop them with fury, and fold that laundry like it insulted your cooking! 🍋🔪👚 #MomLife #DomesticGoddess"

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