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Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost.

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Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

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If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

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Have to connect the printer to my new laptop, and my goal is to cry no more than three times.

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Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

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I wouldn’t trust a single one of you with a flying car.

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“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

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The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She took one look at the world and said, “Nah.”

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Imagine thinking you have all the answers.

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Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

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Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

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Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

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When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

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What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

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Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

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Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

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There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

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Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

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driver, frustration, humor, identity, personality, rage, real, real you, road, road rage, slow, slow driver, stuck
I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

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2 months ago

automotive, car, cutting, driving, hell, humor, i, let, love, me, merge, merging, over, rage, road, road rage, sarcasm, sure, Tesla
Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

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2 months ago

frustration, humor, i, internet, keep, page, persistence, rage, refreshing, still, waiting
I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

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attitude, chill, expression, full, humor, irony, nonchalant, rage
I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

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derogatory, derogatory name, driving, fly, good, humor, making, name, names, quick, quick wit, rage, road, road rage, spontaneity, wit
Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

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2 months ago

anything, ever, frustration, hot, humor, i, irony, lawsuits, me, misunderstanding, rage, revelation, show, Suits, television, wear, white
It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

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If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

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better, better person, driving, driving humor, honk, humor, i, irony, maybe, person, rage, road, road rage
Shout out to the dude who flipped me off in traffic. Making me feel all nostalgic for California, thank you.

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What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

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genius, humor, irony, locomotive, rage, road, transportation

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I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

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Why make new mistakes when you can keep repeating the same old familiar ones.

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I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

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Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.

26 shares on Threads this month:

Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

49 shares on Telegram this month:

I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

96 shares on Reddit this month:

Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

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The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

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I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

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My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 16. Jokes on them, because I’m at the mall right now, and guess who’s here.

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There’s a weird kind of grief that comes with late August, and I can’t explain it.

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I absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. The excitement of finally laying down? Unmatched.

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That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.

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Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

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Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

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At this point, the only thing that can heal me is memory loss.

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Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

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Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

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I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

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We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

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Please go out, have fun, have friends, make connections. That mysterious lifestyle won’t save you.

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“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

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Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.

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I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

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I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

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They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

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All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

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Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach your kid about stingrays, and he will pretend to sting you all afternoon.

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Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

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There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

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