Funny rare quotes

• She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.

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  2 months ago

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• Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

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  2 months ago

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• She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

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  2 months ago

  contrast, good, good teeth, head, humor, meth, meth head, rare, teeth, uniqueness

• Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

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  2 months ago

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• Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

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  2 months ago

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• If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

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  2 months ago

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• She was rare. Like a parking spot in the front row on a rainy day.

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  2 months ago

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• Rare earth, this rare earth, that. There’s nothing more rare on this earth than affordable housing in a walkable neighborhood.

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  3 months ago

  affordability, affordable, affordable housing, Earth, estate, housing, housing affordability, housing market, living, market, neighborhood, nothing, rare, rare earth, real, real estate, urban, urban living, walkable, walkable neighborhood

• Catching me in person is rare. I move like a ghost.

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  3 months ago

  catching, elusive, ghost, humor, i, me, move, movement, person, personality, rare

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