Funny rare quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.

  Commentary:
  Finding her is like hitting the lottery—if the lottery were corralling carts! 🛒💃✨

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

  Commentary:
  "When being nice gets mistaken for a love spell… I guess my Hogwarts letter finally came! 🎩✨😉 #KindnessMagic"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

  Commentary:
  "When you find the one unicorn in a herd of donkeys 🦄😁 #TrulyOneOfAKind"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to chase waterfalls when you can find hidden treasures in the digital realm? 🎮🕹️ Just keep your eyes peeled for those sneaky easter eggs! 🐣💎"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

  Commentary:
  "Good news for antique doll collectors! 🎎 Keep calm and carry on with your doll collection – they're probably too busy looking fabulous to plan any murderous schemes! 🪆🔪 #DollsJustWannaHaveFun"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew being a shark's meal could make you feel so unique? 🦈 Just remember, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade… or in this case, shark bait! 😅 Stay positive, right? Stay fin-tastic, my friend! 🌊"

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