13 Funny reach quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the modern-day version of "Talk to the hand!" 💸💼 Don't bother calling or texting, just send those dollar signs my way! 💰📱 This is the age of financial communication!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to chase pavements on a treadmill when you can chase dreams in real life? 🚶‍♂️💭 Keep on walking, and don't forget your destination is waiting for you outside the gym!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

  Commentary:
  "Just like how I can't reach the last slice of pizza in the box, but clearly, I don't need it…🍕🚫 Lazy Rule at its finest! Who needs things that require stretchy effort anyway, right? 😂 #LazyLife"

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