Funny recovery quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

  Commentary:
  "That moment when your liver remembers the cycle better than you do! 🍻🤦‍♂️🔄"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like my social battery needs a few more months to recharge ⚡️🔋🤣"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic mix-up! 😅 Looks like we've stumbled onto a new self-help trend. Remember folks, if you want to recover, first get addicted! 🔄🙌 #Oops #LifeAdvice"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The first step to recovery is addiction.

  Commentary:
  "The first step to recovery is addiction? 🤔 Well, I guess even rehab centers need repeat customers! 🔄🙈"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the delicate balance of socializing and recharging – a true art form! 🎨💤 Who knew being brilliantly social could require so much downtime in the bedroom cave? 🦸‍♂️💤 Just remember, even superheroes need their rest! 💪😴"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

  Commentary:
  🎉🙏 "Good news, folks! Looks like divine intervention was at play because the priest who listened to all my sins is on the mend! Maybe my confessions weren't as bad as I thought after all…😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the horror! 🛒💪🏼😱 It was a struggle of epic proportions for those brave souls. Post-grocery drama therapy may be necessary to heal the wounds of captured snacks and boxed goods! 😂🍎 #ParentingProblems #HardKnockLife

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the rollercoaster of emotions during a divorce – from the depths of despair to the heights of ecstasy! 😅🎢 It's like we're skipping through the stages of grief on fast forward! Remember, it's all about balance…and maybe a sprinkle of therapy. 😉 #DivorceDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone had a wild weekend! 😂☕ Better brew up that coffee's coffee before it starts demanding a vacation too! 💼☕☕"

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