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Funny recovery quotes bring a splash of laughter to the healing journey 🎉💪 Whether bouncing back from setbacks or just needing a smile during tough times, these witty gems lighten the mood and boost your spirit 😂✨ Ready to turn recovery into a comedy show? Let’s embrace the laughs and keep moving forward with a grin! 😄🔥

Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Give yourself time to heal. A couple of decades should do it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Sorry, I can’t go out this weekend. I went out last weekend, and I’m still recovering from that.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

The first step to recovery is addiction.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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