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She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

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I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.

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People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

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The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

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Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

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As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

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My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

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I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

Just shared via Pinterest:

There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

Making waves on YouTube:

The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

Shared recently on Slack:

Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

Just landed via Slack:

There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

Going viral on Slack:

Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

Making waves on Telegram:

Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

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Ugh, but profoundly.

Just shared via Telegram:

Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.

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Funny recovery quotes bring a splash of laughter to the healing journey 🎉💪 Whether bouncing back from setbacks or just needing a smile during tough times, these witty gems lighten the mood and boost your spirit 😂✨ Ready to turn recovery into a comedy show? Let’s embrace the laughs and keep moving forward with a grin! 😄🔥

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18 hours ago
Share →: Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

Commentary:
Embracing my "noble antagonist" phase one courteous boundary at a time 😈✨💁‍♀️
1 day ago
Share →: There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

Commentary:
When your brain hits the emotional refresh button and you're suddenly over it 😂✨ #FreedomDay #JustLikeThat
1 day ago
Share →: Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

Commentary:
Getting that spark back hits different! 🔥✨ Depression: 0, Me: 1! 😎✌️
2 days ago
Share →: Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

Commentary:
Looks like it's time for a "CTRL + Alt + Del" from all those virtual meetings 🍻😂🎧
2 weeks ago
Share →: When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

Commentary:
Sounds about right! These days, my idea of a wild weekend is taking a nap and not pulling a muscle 😂🛌💪
1 month ago
Share →: Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

Commentary:
"That moment when your liver remembers the cycle better than you do! 🍻🤦‍♂️🔄"
2 months ago
Share →: Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

Commentary:
"Looks like my social battery needs a few more months to recharge ⚡️🔋🤣"
6 months ago
Share →: Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic mix-up! 😅 Looks like we've stumbled onto a new self-help trend. Remember folks, if you want to recover, first get addicted! 🔄🙌 #Oops #LifeAdvice"
6 months ago
Share →: The first step to recovery is addiction.

Commentary:
"The first step to recovery is addiction? 🤔 Well, I guess even rehab centers need repeat customers! 🔄🙈"
6 months ago
Share →: I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

Commentary:
"Ah, the delicate balance of socializing and recharging – a true art form! 🎨💤 Who knew being brilliantly social could require so much downtime in the bedroom cave? 🦸‍♂️💤 Just remember, even superheroes need their rest! 💪😴"

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Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

It’s not getting better or worse, but rather a third mysterious thing.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

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Sane is boring.

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I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

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Broadcasted on Discord:

Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

Going viral on TikTok:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

Live now on Instagram:

I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

Freshly posted on Threads:

“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

Going viral on X:

The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

Spotted on Twitch:

We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

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