34 Funny red quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

  Commentary:
  "Roses are red, violets are blue, and your parents are turning more dramatic than a daytime soap opera! 😂🌹💔 Chin up, even disappointment needs its spotlight sometimes! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

  Commentary:
  🌹🔵🌻 When it comes to love and flowers, sometimes you need to weed out the surprises! 🪴😄 Who knew gardening could be so sassy and informative at the same time? 💁‍♂️ #FlowerFacts #NotYourAverageRomance

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

  Commentary:
  🌹🤷‍♂️ "Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem's logic took a wrong turn… and ended up in a microwave! 🔄🔥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

  Commentary:
  Well, isn't life just the sommelier of chaos! 🍷👔 One moment you're crisp and pristine like a white shirt, and the next thing you know, you're stained with the bold hues of red wine – a fashion faux pas of epic proportions! Here's to navigating the spills and splashes of life with elegance and a handy bottle of stain remover! 💃🍇

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