49 Funny red quotes

• Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

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  design, engineer, every, evil, eyes, humor, irony, just, led, red, red LED, robot, scenario, technology

• Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

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  actual, appearance, character, fairy, fairy tale, fantasy, grandma, hood, humor, little, little red riding hood, red, riding, storytelling, tale, talk

• Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

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  3 weeks ago

  advice, baby, carpet, confidence, empowerment, flag, humor, let, red, red carpet, red flag, relationship, relationship advice, self-worth, treat, whole

• When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

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  admiration, cup, drink, fruit, fruit tea, healthy, healthy lifestyle, humor, lifestyle, looks, red, tea, wine

• Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

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  bed, going, humor, poetry, red, relaxation, roses, roses are red, sleep

• Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

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  chicken, eating, food, funny thought, humor, i, just, light, middle, myself, question, red, red light, run, self-reflection, thought

• Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

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  disappointment, humor, parents, poetry, red, relationship, roses, roses are red, violets

• Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

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  3 weeks ago

  expectation, flowers, gardening, humor, i, just, nature, poetry, red, romance, romantic, roses, roses are red, something, surprise

• Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

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  absurdity, Dave, humor, microwave, name, poetry, randomness, red, roses, roses are red, sense

• Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

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  color, comparison, ever, frustration, humor, life, metaphor, red, red wine, shirt, spill, white, wine

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