1481 Funny relationship quotes

• On my phone, you’ll never see contacts saved as ‘babe’ or ‘love.’ I save full names—first and last—like a government office.

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  babe, communication, contact, contacts, full, full name, government, government office, humor, i, identity, love, name, never, nickname, office, phone, phone contact, relationship, save, saved, texting

• Liking someone romantically is actually just a humiliation ritual.

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  actually, dating, humiliation, humor, just, liking, love, relationship, ritual, romance, someone

• When you first meet a man, that fake version of him be so fire.

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  dating, fake, fake version, fire, first meeting, humor, impression, man, meet, meeting, personality, relationship, version

• Men be like, “I’m sexually attracted to you as a friend.

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  attraction, dating, friend, friendship, humor, men, relationship, sexual, sexual attraction

• Not to brag, but my date returned after using the restroom.

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  after, brag, bragging, date, humor, relationship, restroom, using

• I’m in a long-distance relationship with the stars.

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  astronomy, distance, humor, long distance, long-distance relationship, love, relationship, star, stars

• Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally go to touch them, and they will let you.

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  affection, dating, girlfriend, having, humor, insane, insanity, let, literally, relationship, touch

• Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments.

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  argument, arguments, dating, education, humor, misunderstanding, outside, relationship

• “You replied so quickly.” God forbid I wait like a dog to hear from you again.

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  again, communication, dog, God, hear, humor, i, quick, quick reply, relationship, reply, wait, waiting

• I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.

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  break, conversation, disbelief, friend, friends, guys, hate, humor, husband, i, imaginary, imaginary friend, joke, just, real, relationship

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