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If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

3 months ago

Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

3 months ago

My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

3 months ago

Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

3 months ago

A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

3 months ago

I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

3 months ago

If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

3 months ago

There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

3 months ago

Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

3 months ago

Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

3 months ago

Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

3 months ago

Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

3 months ago

After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

3 months ago

I’ve named my couch American Idle.

3 months ago

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

3 months ago

It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

3 months ago

I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

3 months ago

I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

3 months ago

Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

3 months ago

Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

3 months ago