86 Funny remember quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

  Commentary:
  "Two key life lessons: 1) Always remember to… uh, wait, what was it again? 🤔 2) Ah yes, WRITE IT DOWN! 📝 The struggle is real, folks! 😂 #MemoryFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

  Commentary:
  Oh, the good ol' days when declaring your love for bacon required some serious effort and commitment! 🥓📞 Just imagine the struggle of having to actually use our voices to profess our undying love for crispy goodness instead of just typing it out casually on social media. Ah, simpler times indeed! 😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old days of the in-flight entertainment struggle! 🎬✈️ Back then, the only plot twist we experienced was deciding if we could endure another round of the same movie. 😅🍿 #ThrowbackFlightChoices

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old wisdom of not sipping on a margarita while negotiating a higher salary 🍸💰 A clear mind leads to clear arguments, after all! Time to put down the cocktail and pick up the confidence instead! 🚫🍹 #RaiseNegotiationEtiquette"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

  Commentary:
  "Don't want to start the school year with a 'Where are the kids?' panic mode 😱 Setting an alarm is the responsible parent's version of adulting! ⏰👩‍👧‍👦 #ParentingProblems #BackToSchoolBlues"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

  Commentary:
  Oh, Cinderella, sweetie, your standards were lower than her glass slipper size! 🙈 Talk about a prince who needs to get his memory checked! Maybe next time, Cinderella should swipe left on the forgetful ones! 👸🏼🤦🏻‍♂️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the modern-day 'I'm here for you, but also conveniently ghosting you' reassurance! 😆📱 Don't worry, I'm just a few unanswered calls away from reaching out…eventually! ⏳💬"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Santa's workshop is powered by magic and cookies, not batteries! 🎅🍪 Don't worry, folks, your toys may not come with batteries, but they do come with an extra sprinkle of holiday cheer! 🎁🎄 #PoweredByChristmasMagic

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the nostalgia for simpler times…when "adjusting the antenna" was a high-stakes mission requiring Jedi-like precision and a firm hand! 📺💥 Who needs streaming services when you've got the power of percussive maintenance, am I right? 😉 #ThrowbackThursdays #TheOriginalRemoteControl

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

  Commentary:
  Ah, a classic case of mid-life amnesia 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♀️! As we age, the struggle shifts from fulfilling our dreams to trying to recall what those dreams were in the first place. It's like playing a game of memory with our own ambitions 😂!

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