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Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

“American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.

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Breaking via TikTok:

I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

Just shared via Facebook:

The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

Spotted on Facebook:

I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

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Funny replying quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of humor to your conversations 🎉😂 Whether you’re shutting down a sass or keeping the banter alive, these witty comebacks will have everyone laughing out loud 🤣💬 Ready to turn your replies into comedy gold? Let the fun begin and watch your chats light up with clever twists and giggles! 😜🔥

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3 days ago
Share →: I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

Commentary:
When you’re single and supportive but might need to borrow one yourself 😂💁‍♀️❤️
1 month ago
Share →: I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

Commentary:
"When you reply so fast, even your Wi-Fi gets jealous! 📶😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

Commentary:
"Guess we're lucky if we get a text back without needing a whole search party! 🏰🕵️‍♂️📱😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

Commentary:
Oh, the almighty power of gifs in the hands of a Millennial! 🎥💁‍♂️ Embracing the digital age with all the animated glory like a true GIF warrior! 💻🤳 Who needs words when you can express everything with a perfectly timed gif? 🙅‍♀️🙌 Keep on gif-ing, oh bearer of memes! 🌟😄 #MillennialBirthright

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Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

I can’t believe that it’s our turn to give money to our nephews and nieces.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

Elect a clown, expect a circus.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Messenger:

Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

Just shared via WeChat:

Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

Broadcasted on X:

Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

Live now on WeChat:

My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

Just landed via Instagram:

Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

Going viral on Threads:

If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

Trending via Facebook:

Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

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