Funny ridiculous quotes

• I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

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  1 month ago

  5, entertainment, feel, happen, humor, i, interesting, irony, just, keep, life, making, ridiculous, season, shit, storytelling, writers

• I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

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  1 month ago

  amount, comedy, divine, divine test, faith, financial, financial success, gods, handle, humor, humorous, humorous quote, i, me, money, next, religion, ridiculous, sarcasm, should, success, test, think, wealth

• Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

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  1 month ago

  diaper, getting, group, guy, just, okay, people, pooping, ridiculous, son

• If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

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  1 month ago

  choice, choices, humor, irony, life, life choice, media, posts, ridiculous, self-deprecation, should, social, social media, think

• At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

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  1 month ago

  activity, age, carry, falling, helmet, humor, i, looking, ridiculous, safety, skateboard, tripping, wear, worry

• Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

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  1 month ago

  another, communication, email, expectations, hell, humor, irony, me, patience, procrastination, ridiculous, wait, waiting, weeks

• When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

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  1 month ago

  humor, i, me, million, response, ridiculous, saved, saving, say, someone, something, standing, want, wheelchair

• My favourite thing about waking up at ridiculous o’clock is the solitude.

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  3 months ago

  early, early morning, favorite, favorite thing, favourite, morning, morning routine, ridiculous, routine, sleep, solitude, thing, waking, waking up

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