Funny ridiculous quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

  Commentary:
  "Absolutely! I'm more than ready for that pop quiz, with extra credit in online shopping! 💸🛒😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

  Commentary:
  😂💩 "Looks like someone's pointing fingers at a stealthy poop squad infiltrating the diaper ranks! Who knew it takes a village to fill a diaper? 😉 #DiaperDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

  Commentary:
  "Warning: my social media is just the tip of the iceberg 🧊. Dive into my life choices and you'll discover a whole new level of 'interesting' 🙈 #LivingOnTheEdge"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

  Commentary:
  "Life's all about balance, right? 🤷‍♂️ Protecting your noggin while keeping it stylish with the skateboard accessory – who says we can't have it all! 🛹😄 Just remember, if you do end up taking a tumble, at least you'll be prepared to ride it out in style! 🤪🤾‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

  Commentary:
  🤣 Oh, the eternal contradiction of email patience! 💌⏳ It's like we expect lightning speed when receiving and turn into sloths when sending! 🐢💨 Who knew our sense of urgency had a split personality? 😅 #EmailStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

  Commentary:
  "Bravo to this wheelie awesome individual! 🎉♿️ Who knew saving the world would come with a seating arrangement requirement? 😂💰 Keep rollin' towards that million, one wheel revolution at a time! 🌟🚲 #WheelchairWisdom"

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