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21 Funny rules quotes

Funny rules quotes bring a hilarious twist to life’s must-dos and don’ts 🤪📜 Whether you’re breaking boring routines or just need a good laugh 😂, these witty gems remind us that sometimes rules are made to be bent (or totally ignored!) 😎✨ Get ready to smile, chuckle, and maybe rethink those so-called “serious” guidelines! 🎉🤣

Sorry, I would love to, but I just made a bunch of rules for myself, and I’m actually not allowed to do that.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

You can make a salad without lettuce if you want, there are no rules.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

Posted on6 months ago

The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Drive as I say, not as I drive.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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