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3 weeks ago
Share →: It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

Commentary:
"Friday: When calories and responsibilities magically disappear! 🍩🎉 #HelloWeekend"
1 month ago
Share →: I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

Commentary:
"Living by my own rules and breaking them like it's a part-time job! 😂🤷‍♂️ #RebelWithACause 🚀📝"
2 months ago
Share →: You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

Commentary:
🎶 "If my car could dance to the beat, we'd definitely be breaking some speed limits! 😉 Who knew good music could turn reckless driving into a jam session on wheels? Just make sure to keep an eye out for those flashing lights while grooving to your favorite tunes!" 🚗💨🎵
3 months ago
Share →: My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

Commentary:
When your mom gives you the illusion of choice with the towels, but secretly has a favorite child… I mean, towel. 👀🤷‍♂️ #MomLogic
5 months ago
Share →: The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

Commentary:
"Remember, the Thanksgiving dinner table is not for holding grudges… but your car is! 🚗💨 #DriveOffTheGratitude"
5 months ago
Share →: Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone took the whole 'carpe diem' thing a little too literally! 😂🔄 May need to work on those club etiquette skills – reincarnation ain't no joke! 🙈 #YOLO"
5 months ago
Share →: Drive as I say, not as I drive.

Commentary:
"Remember, it's 'Drive as I say, not as I drive.' 🚗💨 Translation: Do as I instruct, not as I exhibit my amazing parallel parking skills. 🤣"
5 months ago
Share →: I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic rebellious traffic conformist! 🚗🚦 It's like a subtle form of passive-aggressive rebellion on the road. Watch out, we've got a rule-breaking conformist on our hands! 😂 #SarcasmAtItsFinest"
5 months ago
Share →: Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

Commentary:
"Remember, the first rule of Fight Club is that everybody is fighting a battle you don't know about! So next time someone cuts you off in traffic or steals the last slice of pizza, just give them a knowing wink 😉🥊 #BattleOfTheEveryday"
5 months ago
Share →: You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

Commentary:
"Who knew parking within the lines could be a revolutionary concept? 🚗😆 Maybe we need a 'Parking 101' course for some drivers! 🅿️📚 #StayBetweenTheLines"