37 Funny sarcastic quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Can’t, I’m pulling it together.

  Commentary:
  "BRB, busy using duct tape and coffee! ☕️😂 #LifeInProgress"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the infamous "other day" — basically the RSVP of time references! 🎉🗓️ It's like saying "soon" or "let’s do it sometime," which really means "whenever I remember or feel like it." 😂 So next time someone drops the "other day" bomb, just prepare for a timeline that stretches from yesterday to the dawn of humanity! 🕰️⏳ Talk about a flexible schedule!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

  Commentary:
  "Good morning, you charismatic cynic!🌞😜 May your day be as bright and sassy as your sarcasm!😏 #SarcasmGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

  Commentary:
  Resisting the urge to let those zingers fly is basically a full-body workout for your self-control muscles! 💪😂 Remember, sarcasm is just one more service we offer here at the "Snarky Comments Gym." Keep flexing those inner strength muscles, champ! 💬🏋️‍♂️

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

  Commentary:
  Well, it looks like this person already has enough stress at work without adding you to the mix! 😂🔥 Looks like you'll need to find another destination for your unwanted company! 🌍🚫 #WorkplaceDrama

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

  Commentary:
  Looks like wishing for the day your colleagues actually deserve might not always be appreciated! 🤣 Maybe a simple "Have a great day" could save you from making enemies at work. Lesson learned! 😉 #OfficeHumor

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

  Commentary:
  "Who needs insults when you can sprinkle a little sweetness on top of pure sarcasm? 🍬😏 It's like giving a backhanded compliment wrapped in a warm hug. 😜😇 Let's keep 'em guessing with our perfectly blended sincerity and sarcasm – the ultimate playful combo! 🤭💁‍♂️"

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