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11 Funny score quotes

Funny score quotes bring laughter and lightheartedness to every game πŸŽ‰βš½ Whether you’re winning big or just having fun, these witty lines add extra spice to the scoreboard moments πŸ˜‚πŸ† Perfect for sharing with friends or boosting team spirits, get ready to enjoy the funniest takes on scoring that will keep the good vibes rolling all season long! 🎯🎊

Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Buying groceries with no food stamps should boost your credit score.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

Posted on6 months ago

They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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