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Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

Today feels like a good day for a cheeseburger.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

I want a man to love me so bad his entire family thinks I did witchcraft on him.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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215 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,484

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Jan 5, 2026

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Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

Just landed via WeChat:

My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

Making waves on Reddit:

My son was praying for “everybody in the world.” If you suddenly start experiencing good fortune, you’re welcome.

Going bananas on X:

I have no beef with vegetarians.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I’m at an age where I don’t have to go anywhere and I still have jet lag.

Just landed via TikTok:

If you’re having a good day today, don’t play Wordle.

Going viral on Threads:

I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I embarrass myself in front of myself.

Just shared via Discord:

I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

Seen just now on Discord:

Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

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46 shares on TikTok this month:

Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

34 shares on WeChat this month:

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

43 shares on Discord this month:

I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

26 shares on Threads this month:

If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

44 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

55 shares on TikTok this month:

I never had a year with this much thinking. I’ve been thinking since the 1st.

22 shares on YouTube this month:

If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

49 shares on Threads this month:

Long story short, I survived.

49 shares on TikTok this month:

Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?

94 shares on Facebook this month:

French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

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21 folks are currently checking 👀

The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

9 folks are currently checking 👀

To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I have to work because the baby is expensive. (I’m the baby.)

15 folks are currently checking 👀

If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Everyone wants a goth girlfriend until she starts doing goth things.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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215 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,484

Funny Quotes Topics

17,554

Funny Quotes Images

15,484

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,678

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Tonight, the moon is staring at me.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Slack:

Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

Going viral on Slack:

Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

Trending via WeChat:

I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

Just landed via Instagram:

If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Adulthood – a never-ending story of shit you have to do.

Live now on Pinterest:

I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

Making waves on Messenger:

Painted all of my red flags orange for fall.

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