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1 month ago
Share →: Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

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"Breaking hearts should tank your FICO! 💔📉 #RelationshipCreditScore"
3 months ago
Share →: Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

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"Who knew that mastering the art of relaxation and zen could be so competitive? Watch out, this blood pressure machine might just challenge you to a rematch!"
5 months ago
Share →: They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

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"Imagine a world where your body is like a sneaky ninja, always dodging the calorie count and eluding the bathroom scale 🕺🍔 No more guilt trips for that extra slice of cake! Who do we talk to about making this dream body a reality? 🍰🚫⚖️"
5 months ago
Share →: Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

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"Breaking records like a champ… in the cholesterol game 🏆🍔 Keep reaching for the stars, even if they are made of bacon! 🌟🥓"
5 months ago
Share →: My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

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"Oh, the chaotic symphony of financial chaos and fast food drama! 🦝🍔 Hissing raccoons and elusive McRibs – a credit score saga like no other! Who knew credit could be so wild and tasty? 😂📉"
5 months ago
Share →: Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

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🎉💪 Looks like the only game you're winning right now is the one against gravity! Keep up the great work, high score champion! 🏆🎮 #ScaleBoss #FitnessGoals
5 months ago
Share →: I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

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Looks like you've got quite the "multipersonality" party going on inside your head! 🎉🎭 With those scores, who needs friends when you can entertain yourself with all your different selves? 😂 #LifeOfTheParty