Funny score quotes

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  11 hours ago

  Share →: The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.

  Commentary:
  And here I am questioning my life choices after buying extra guac 🌯💸😅

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Buying groceries with no food stamps should boost your credit score.

  Commentary:
  When the credit card company sees me at the checkout line, they should start playing the Rocky theme song! 🥦💳🥊

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

  Commentary:
  "Identity theft: the only crime where the victims are considering revenge with a side of financial sabotage! 😂💳 #PaybackTime"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking hearts should tank your FICO! 💔📉 #RelationshipCreditScore"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that mastering the art of relaxation and zen could be so competitive? Watch out, this blood pressure machine might just challenge you to a rematch!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a world where your body is like a sneaky ninja, always dodging the calorie count and eluding the bathroom scale 🕺🍔 No more guilt trips for that extra slice of cake! Who do we talk to about making this dream body a reality? 🍰🚫⚖️"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking records like a champ… in the cholesterol game 🏆🍔 Keep reaching for the stars, even if they are made of bacon! 🌟🥓"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the chaotic symphony of financial chaos and fast food drama! 🦝🍔 Hissing raccoons and elusive McRibs – a credit score saga like no other! Who knew credit could be so wild and tasty? 😂📉"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

  Commentary:
  🎉💪 Looks like the only game you're winning right now is the one against gravity! Keep up the great work, high score champion! 🏆🎮 #ScaleBoss #FitnessGoals

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

  Commentary:
  Looks like you've got quite the "multipersonality" party going on inside your head! 🎉🎭 With those scores, who needs friends when you can entertain yourself with all your different selves? 😂 #LifeOfTheParty

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