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Funny score quotes

They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025