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"Watch out for those stormy gusts, skinny friends! πͺοΈ Donuts are not just a treat, they're a protective shield against the forces of nature! π©π¨ Safety first, waistline second! π"
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- When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.
- No time like now to start βflossing regularlyβ before tomorrowβs dental appointment.
- Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.
- My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.
- No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.
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"Oh, the endless quest to reach those elusive toenails as we age! It's like a game of flexibility and determination π¦Άπ΄ Stretching exercises become a daily routine, and a simple task turns into a comedic chase around the house! πββοΈπ¨ Just remember, the distant toenails remind us that reaching our goals may require a little extra effort and a good sense of humor! π" -
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"Ah, a brain massage is the perfect remedy for those hard-to-reach knots of information and stress! π€―πββοΈ Let's work those neurons and give your brain the relaxation it deserves! Who knew mental tension could be so therapeutic?" -
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"Ah, the powerful exercise routine of eye rolling – the epitome of cardio for the soul! ππͺ Who needs a gym when you can keep those eyes in shape just by staying effortlessly unimpressed?" π -
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"Sometimes you just need to step away from the stupidity and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own company πΆββοΈπ. Who needs drama when you have the serenity of a solo stroll?" -
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"Looks like this ninja's special move is the 'Soapy Sock Slide' technique! π£πΏπ₯ Who needs a black belt when you can have squeaky clean feet instead? π #ShowerNinja" -
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"Ah, the lengths we go for perfection! π§ Who knew a flawless appearance could involve some serious 'hair-raising' sacrifices? π Remember, a little plucking now can lead to a 'whiter' future! βͺοΈπββοΈβ¨" -
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π§Ί "Wouldn't it be fantastic if life had a 'dryer' setting to iron out all our wrinkles – both literal and metaphorical? Just pop yourself in, set it to 'wrinkle-free,' and emerge refreshed and smooth like a freshly laundered shirt. Ah, the dream! πβ¨" -
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"Ah, the thrill of the great cancelation! π Who needs a night out when you can have a night in your comfiest PJs instead? π Canceling plans has never felt so liberating, am I right? π #AlwaysDownForSomeCancelationExcitement" -
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"Netflix & by yourself: the ultimate duo for a wild Friday night πΏπΊ Who needs a party when you've got the best company around? π #NetflixAndChillByMyself"
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- I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
- Be the reason someone burns sage.
- You should be allowed to miss work if youβre not feeling sexy.
- Being silly is very important for my mental health.
- When I say Iβm Christmas shopping the βfor myselfβ is silent.
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