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2 months ago
Share →: Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

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"Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings? 🏃‍♂️🤔 Well, you might shed a few tears instead of pounds! Remember, emotions are calories for the soul; you can't outrun those feelings, but a good run might clear your mind and boost your mood! 🏃‍♀️💪"
5 months ago
Share →: I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

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"Ah, the age-old realization that you are your own superhero! 🦸‍♂️ Embrace the power within you to save the day, one self-rescue mission at a time. 💪 Who needs a knight in shining armor when you've got yourself? 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

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Turning those personal demons into a delicious, refreshing beverage? 🍋👹 Now that's what I call a creative solution! Just remember to add a dash of sugar and a pinch of optimism to make it extra potent! 😄🍹
5 months ago
Share →: How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

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"Joining a cult, huh? Just remember, if the recruiter starts offering you Kool-Aid, maybe consider running in the other direction 🏃‍♂️💨. But hey, at least you'll never have to worry about making decisions again… #cultlife 🤪🔮"
5 months ago
Share →: Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

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"Ah, the beginner's guide to anxiety – where overthinking meets self-doubt in a delightful dance of chaos! 💭🤯 Remember, it's all fun and games until your brain decides to replay every embarrassing moment from the past decade at 3 AM. Enjoy the ride! 🎢😅"
5 months ago
Share →: I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

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"Ah, the perfect blend of wisdom and chaos 🚂💥 Who needs a life coach when you can just hang out with these 'train wreck experts' for some entertaining life lessons? 🤪🤷‍♂️"
5 months ago
Share →: My life coach traded me.

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Looks like your life coach upgraded to a higher maintenance client! 🔄💁‍♂️ Time to find a new coach who won't trade you in for the latest model. #LifeCoachProblems 😄🏃‍♂️
5 months ago
Share →: Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

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"Don't stress over your mishaps, just shift the blame to those sneaky planets! Who knew Mercury's retrograde could be so impactful? 🌌😂 Embrace astrology and watch your responsibilities align with the stars! ⭐️🪐 #BlameThePlanets"
5 months ago
Share →: My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

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"Well, looks like this therapist decided to hand you over like a hot potato 🥔🌶️ But hey, don't worry, group therapy can be like a stand-up comedy show with a touch of emotional support 🤝🎤🤣 So get ready to share the spotlight and spread some laughs… or tears 😅😭 #GroupTherapyJourney"
5 months ago
Share →: Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

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"Advice givers: masters of wisdom for everyone else, but total amateurs when it comes to taking their own advice! 🤔😂 It's like a never-ending loop of well-meaning contradictions! 🔄 #AdviceOverfloweth"