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Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

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It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

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Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

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If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

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I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

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My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

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Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

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The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

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My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

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I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

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Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

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I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

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You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

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Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

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“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

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Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

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Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

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And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

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Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

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Share →: Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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"Knowledge: Tomato is a fruit. Wisdom: Tomato doesn't belong in fruit salad. 🍅🥗 Stay sharp, folks, don't let tomatoes sneak into your fruit salads!"
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Share →: Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

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🌹🤷‍♂️ "Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem's logic took a wrong turn… and ended up in a microwave! 🔄🔥"
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Share →: Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

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"Finding someone with common sense these days is like discovering a mythical creature! 🦄 Let's just hope they don't keep their powers a secret. 💫✨ #SuperSense"

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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

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I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

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Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

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I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

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There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

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I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

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Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

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You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

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A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

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I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

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I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

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When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

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I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

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In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.

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Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

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I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

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Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

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When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

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Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

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“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

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