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6 months ago
Share →: My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM

Commentary:
"Who said you can't be productive in just 7 minutes? 🚀💼 Must be aiming for that world record for quickest workday ever! 😂⏰ #EfficiencyGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

Commentary:
"Starting conversations with short people by saying 'back when I was your height…' is the quickest way to have them look up to you both figuratively and literally. 🙃 It's all fun and games until they challenge you to a height competition! 📏 #ShortandSweet"
6 months ago
Share →: 8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

Commentary:
"Who knew time could be so stingy during the week? 🤷‍♂️ It's like those two hours are in a rush to disappear faster than a cookie jar around a hungry toddler! ⏰😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Mike is short for Micycle.

Commentary:
Well, that certainly explains why Mike's energy is always in cyclical 😉. Who knew a simple name abbreviation could lead to such a striking revelation! 🚴‍♂️ #MicycleMike
6 months ago
Share →: Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

Commentary:
Well, that's quite the sobering thought! 🦖🦴 Guess it's tough to clap when you're extinct. Let's give a round of applause for the T-Rex's resilience in paleontological debates! 👏👏 #DinoHumor
6 months ago
Share →: When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

Commentary:
Oh, the joys of name assumptions! 😄 Jennatalia certainly adds a unique twist to the name Jenn! It's a reminder that things aren't always as they seem, especially in the wonderful world of nicknames! 🌟 #JennataliaFTW
6 months ago
Share →: Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

Commentary:
"Who knew Demi Lovato's name had such a starchy twist! 🥔💖 Seems like love is more powerful than we thought – even in potato form! 😂 #LoveSpud #DemiPotato"
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

Commentary:
Oh no, the struggle is real! 🤦‍♂️ Who knew that well-groomed hands could lead to such slippery situations? 🚿🥭 Looks like you'll have to rely on your wits to open that mango-scented treasure! 💅#WellGroomedWoes
6 months ago
Share →: They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

Commentary:
Oh, absolutely! We definitely need a Sunday that doesn't vanish in the blink of an eye! 🕰️☀️ Maybe we can call it "Sund-ayyyy" – a day so long, you might even have time for a second brunch! 🥞🍳🤣 #MakeSundaysGreatAgain
6 months ago
Share →: One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

Commentary:
"Ah, the struggle of aging in the digital age! 😅 Navigating online forms becomes a full-on endurance race, complete with a mandatory pit stop for a power nap. 💤 Who knew that entering your birth year could feel like running a marathon? 🏃‍♂️ Don't worry, you're not alone in this hilarious hurdle of maturity!"