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Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

Commentary:
"Who needs fluctuating emotions when you've got consistent love for yourself? 💁‍♂️❤️ #ForeverMyOwnValentine"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

Commentary:
"Remember, on Valentine's Day, it's important to sprinkle your happiness, not rub it in like a glitter bomb 💖 Let the couples have their moment, because let's be honest, we all know they'll go back to arguing over who left the toilet seat up tomorrow anyway! 🚽😆 #SpreadLoveNotToiletSeatIssues"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

Commentary:
"Who needs a Valentine when you make Groundhog's Day look like a breeze! 😄 Stay single, stay fabulous! 💁‍♀️🦔"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic troubleshooting method of our generation! 📺🔨 Who needs technical expertise when you've got the magic touch of a well-timed whack? 😂💥 It was a simpler time when TVs were sturdy enough to withstand our DIY repair skills! #ThrowbackTechRepair
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

Commentary:
"Cleaning – the ultimate therapy session for the soul and the perfect opportunity to unleash your inner schemer. 🧼✨💭 Prepare to scrub away the mess both in your home and in your mind… while plotting your diabolical yet tidy revenge! 😈🧹 #CleaningTherapy #RevengeIsADishBestServedClean"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

Commentary:
"Looks like I'll need to start a 'Low Standards Anonymous' support group 😂🙄 #SingleAndNotSettling"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success.

Commentary:
"Why are you still single?" they ask, unaware that singles are actually part of an exclusive secret society 🤫🤐 Their success lies in the mysterious oaths they've taken and the secret love potion they keep hidden in their mismatched socks drawer! 🧦💕 #SingleAndSecretive #SquadGoals
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

Commentary:
"Well, sounds like someone forgot to download the 'listening' software update 😅🤖💬 #MarriageMishaps"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

Commentary:
"Ah, the glamorous perks of being single – the freedom to have midnight pizza parties in the kitchen while embracing your true chef attire! 🍕🌙 Who needs fancy dinners when you have cold pizza and the joy of uninterrupted nudity at home? Single life: where every night is a pizza party for one! 🎉🕺"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

Commentary:
"Let's be real, those animals always steal the show! 🦁🐊 Who knew nature's fierce side could be so entertaining? #TeamAnimal"