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I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.
Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.
Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.
I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.
My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

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5 months ago
Share →: Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone is really trying to get on Santa's 'nice' list this year 😏🎅 Who knew that cookies weren't the only thing on the menu! 🍪🎁 #SantasGotOptions"
5 months ago
Share →: My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

Commentary:
Looks like your phone is hitting up all the hot spots while you're catching Zs! 🕺📱 Who knew charging cables were actually just party invitations? Time to join the fun or get a backup battery to keep up with your phone's wild nightlife adventures! 🔋🎉
5 months ago
Share →: Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

Commentary:
Ah, winter mornings – where the struggle to get out of bed is as real as the struggle to find daylight! 😴❄️ Embrace those extra hours of cozy lazing before the darkness creeps back in like a stealthy ninja. Who needs daylight savings when you've got a natural alarm clock telling you to hit snooze one more time? Stay snuggled up, my friends! ☀️🌒 #WinterWins #DaylightDilemma
5 months ago
Share →: Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

Commentary:
"Ah, the power of imagination at its finest! Dreaming of dreams within dreams – the ultimate inception of bedtime goals. 💭💤 #Sleepception"
5 months ago
Share →: Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless art of prioritizing by hitting the snooze button! 😴⏰ Who needs morning rituals when you've got the sweet embrace of sleep, am I right? 😂 #SnoozeIsLife"
5 months ago
Share →: I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

Commentary:
"Sleeping in fishnets is like wrapping yourself in a playful entanglement of fashion and comfort. 🐟💤 And feeling like a honey roast ham? Well, that's just taking 'beauty sleep' to a whole new level! 🍯🐖 Who knew bedtime could be so deliciously stylish?"
5 months ago
Share →: Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

Commentary:
"Talk about the ruff life! 🐶 Unemployment, debt-free, and snoozing away like it's a full-time job? Sounds like this dog has it all figured out! Maybe we should take some notes from our four-legged friend on how to master the art of relaxation! 💤😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

Commentary:
"Who needs an alarm clock when you have a reliable internal clock that never fails to wake you up right on time? 😴⏰#SnoozeButtonWho #BodyClockWinsAgain"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

Commentary:
"Clearly, I'm no Sleeping Beauty! 😴👸 Who needs a fairytale when you can have dark circles and coffee instead? ☕️😅"
5 months ago
Share →: Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of morning realizations! 🌞💋🚂 Looks like this train ride just got a one-way ticket to Awkwardville! 😅 #MorningSurprises"