Funny social norm quotes

Is it socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day if you’re constantly holding a coffee cup?

Commentary:
If pajamas and coffee cups became a fashion trend, I'd be on the cover of Vogue by now! ☕😴🛋️

It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

Commentary:
Can't wait for the day when "XD" becomes a universal language—just think of all the emotions we could express in ancient meme hieroglyphics! 😆📜

Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

Commentary:
I'm fully informed to admit my lack of information! 🤔😂📚

I wish it was socially acceptable to DM someone, “Hey, why did you and your partner break up?”

Commentary:
If we could DM for breakup details, popcorn sales would skyrocket 🍿😂📩

Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

Commentary:
"Who needs handshakes when we can awkwardly wiggle our elbow bumps instead? Less germ-sharing, more entertainment value! 💪🏼🦠 #ElbowBumpsForTheWin"