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So many mistakes to make, so little time.

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Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

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People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

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Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

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If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

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I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

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My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

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Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

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Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

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If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

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If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

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Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

Reported on Snapchat:

My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

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My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

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I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

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Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

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Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

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Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.

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Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

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We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

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For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

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I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, β€œwho’d he kill?”

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Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

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So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

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You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

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I just feel like we shouldn’t have a new year until we get this one right.

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I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.

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If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

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Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

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That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

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I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

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Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

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Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

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I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

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Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.

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Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.

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I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

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I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

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Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?

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I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

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