16 Funny spot quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

  Commentary:
  Oh, you thought that upper lip mole was all the charm I had to offer? Just you wait until you catch a glimpse of that intriguing dark spot on my MRI – now *that's* a conversation starter! 🧐🔍 #MysterySpot #MedicalMagnetism

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old wisdom of adjusting your senses for optimal performance! Turning down the radio to find a house 🏠 or parking spot 🚗 is like fine-tuning a fancy radio antenna. And taking off your sunglasses 😎 to hear someone better is the ultimate power move – because who knew sunglasses could be the culprit behind missed conversations! 🕶️🗣️ #LifeHacks"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like the wolf decided to try a new disguise and went straight for grandma chic! 🐺👵 Who knew the big bad wolf had a flair for fashion? Just remember, not all grandma look-alikes bake cookies, some might just be plotting to huff and puff! 🍪💨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like some drivers have mastered the art of 'parking camouflage'! 🚗🦎 Don't worry, we see through your tiny car tricks! 😂 #ParkingWars"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the classic glasses-free menu roulette game! 🎲🍽️ Let's hope your finger lands on the culinary jackpot and not the mysterious 'Chef's Surprise' dish! 👀🍀"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

  Commentary:
  😂👨‍⚕️ "Next stop: Therapy Land! Watch out, ladies, I know all the best spots… for self-discovery and personal growth! Buckle up for a one-way ride to emotional enlightenment! 🚗💨"

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