32 Funny stage quotes

• I’ve decided that my 20s are actually from 25 – 35.

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  5 hours ago

  20s, 25, 30s, 35, actually, age, decade, humor, life, life stage, perception, self, self-perception, stage

• I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.

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  16 hours ago

  acceptance, age, argument, arguments, even, fun, humor, i, life, math, patience, right, say, stage, stay, where

• Worst part of being in my 20’s is to be reminded that I’m actually in my mid-40’s.

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  19 hours ago

  20s, actually, adulthood, age, aging, being, crisis, humor, identity, identity crisis, life, life stage, mid-40s, stage, worst

• We really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

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  1 day ago

  adult, best, childhood, era, growing, growing up, humor, kid, life, life stage, nostalgia, stage, worst

• I have re-entered the Band of Brothers rewatch stage of male depression.

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  1 day ago

  band, Band of Brothers, brothers, depression, humor, i, male, male depression, nostalgia, rewatch, stage, television

• All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

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  1 day ago

  acting, always, forget, humor, i, line, performance, stage, world

• “I’m at that stage of Christmas shopping where I start buying myself presents.”

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  1 month ago

  buying, Christmas, holiday, humor, i, myself, present, presents, procrastination, self-gift, shopping, stage, start, where

• The worst part about being in your 40s is the 10 years of listening to people say, “Wait till you’re 50.”

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  2 months ago

  40s, 50, 50s, age, being, humor, life, life stage, listening, people, say, stage, wait, waiting, worst

• “I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”

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  2 months ago

  absolutely, anywhere, going, going out, humor, i, laziness, life, life stage, motivation, obligation, point, stage, where

• My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

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  2 months ago

  absolutely, child, development, humor, i, know, knowledge, linguistic, linguistic development, nothing, parenting, stage, why, why stage

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