18 Funny stage quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

  Commentary:
  Achieving absolute singularity: when you and your countless imaginary cats star in your love song playlist 🎶🐱😂

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  7 days ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

  Commentary:
  Turning 50: The decade where mystery pain becomes a daily subscription service! 🎉🛍️🤕

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  1 month ago

  Share →: “Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

  Commentary:
  "Turns out, adulting is just paying bills, doing laundry, and wondering why I was in such a hurry! 🤔🧺💸"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a night out when you can have a thrilling adventure at the grocery store 🛒, the post office 📬, and the DMV 🚗? Life's a party, just with more paperwork and fewer cocktails! 🎉📝🥂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least now you can blame your questionable fashion choices on being a rebellious teenager stuck in a middle-aged body!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of hitting 40! A time when you not only gain wisdom but also acquire bonus features like that extra chin. It's nature's way of saying, 'Congratulations, you've leveled up to the next age category!'"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

  Commentary:
  🎶🎶 "And now, presenting the next karaoke sensation… someone who takes 'Pink Panther' quite literally! 🐾 This performance is so smooth, you might mistake it for a cat burglar! 😹 Just watch out for the mysterious charm and the stealthy moves… or lack thereof! 🎶🎵 #KaraokeGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the fabulous 50s! Where your doctor and pharmacist become your new BFFs 🤝💊 Who needs coffee dates when you can chat about prescriptions and blood pressure readings instead? 😜 #NewDecadeNewContacts"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the sweet liberation of house arrest – where the only ankle you need to monitor is the one kicking back on the sofa! 🏠⛓️ Embracing that stage in life where pajamas are the new power suits and Netflix is the ultimate escape plan. Who needs the great outdoors when you've got great indoors, am I right? 😉 #HomebodyGoals

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

  Commentary:
  "Well, who needs a significant other when you can have a significant savings account, am I right? 💰🤷‍♂️ Retirement plan: 1, Relationships: 0. #PrioritiesInCheck"

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