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15 Funny stage quotes

I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I'm not like other teenagers, I'm 51.

I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025

I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I think I'm closer to retirement than to a relationship.

I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I'm so bored, I'm gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”

I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025