29 Funny stage quotes — Wordgag ツ

I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.

4 days ago4 days ago

Worst part of being in my 20’s is to be reminded that I’m actually in my mid-40’s.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

We really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

1 month ago1 month ago

I have re-entered the Band of Brothers rewatch stage of male depression.

1 month ago1 month ago

All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

2 months ago2 months ago

“I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”

2 months ago2 months ago

My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

2 months ago2 months ago

At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.

2 months ago2 months ago

I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

2 months ago2 months ago

Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.

2 months ago2 months ago

The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

2 months ago2 months ago

Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

2 months ago2 months ago

“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

3 months ago3 months ago

I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

6 months ago

I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

6 months ago

Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

6 months ago

Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

Feb 24, 2025Feb 24, 2025

Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

Feb 5, 2025Feb 5, 2025

I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

Jan 27, 2025