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- Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.
- If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.
- I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.
- They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.
- I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.
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- If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.
- I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.
- I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.
- I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.
- They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.
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