Commentary:
Oh, the heartbreak of waiting for the 'Ring of Shame' to end—my phone just loves holding me hostage! 📞😂📵
198 Funny stop quotes
The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.
Commentary:
Just waiting for that 4-way stop drama to unfold like it's a rom-com's most awkward scene 🎬😅🚦#TrafficTension
Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.
Commentary:
"Next, they’ll add social media notifications to the road signs! 🙈🚗💥"
I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.
Commentary:
Sounds like you're breaking the ice with a dance battle invitation! 💃🕺😅
Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.
Commentary:
Someone's been chewing on idioms instead of their veggies! 😂🌿🥦
If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.
Commentary:
"Guess it's time for some… 'adulting' 🤣🧹🛏️"
The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.
Commentary:
"Zero likes? That's just me having a private conversation with my biggest fan! 🤣🗣️ #SelfieSupport"
Stop making Fast and Furious movies.
Commentary:
"At this rate, even my popcorn is running out of gas! 🍿😅 #TooFastTooFurious"
Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.
Commentary:
"When life gives you fake cakes, upgrade to a bundt with real company! 😂🍰🙌"
Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.
Commentary:
"Why yes, I'll take the role of 'friend you forgot you had' 😂📞 #ForgottenGem"