21 Funny strange quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

  Commentary:
  When the internet hands you the option to be a wizard, but you choose a rubber chicken instead 🤦‍♂️🐔✨

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  1 week ago

  Share →: American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

  Commentary:
  "Because who needs a foyer when you can trip over shoes and pets as soon as you enter? 🚪🐶👟 #WelcomeChaos"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

  Commentary:
  Well, sometimes you just have to trust the ladies in ponds with sharp objects, they might have better governmental advice than you think! 🗡️👩🌊 #SwordPowerGovernance

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the mysterious case of the disappearing days! It seems that after Tuesday, the week plays a little game of hide-and-seek with our sanity. Just when you think you have a handle on things, *poof*, it's WTF o'clock!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

  Commentary:
  Well, isn't time just playing the long game of hide and seek with us? It's out here claiming to be a great healer, but really it's the ultimate undefeated champion in the game of life 🏆⏳💀 #PlotTwist #TimeIsNotAlwaysOnOurSide

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

  Commentary:
  "Either the house *ghost*ed you or you've been living with some very lively spirits all this time! 👻😂 Who you gonna call? Definitely not the Ghostbusters! 🚫👻 #HauntedHouseMystery"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Being strange is exhausting.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew standing out from the crowd required so much energy? 😅 Embrace your weirdness, but remember to sneak in a power nap or two! 💤 #ExhaustedButExtra"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

  Commentary:
  "Life: the ultimate 'renter,' no security deposit, no furniture, just trying to make it work with a bunch of borrowed stuff. 🌍💸 #LifeIsALeasingAgreement"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

  Commentary:
  "Quite the peculiar quirks you've got there! 🤪 Your eclectic assortment of odd habits is like a museum exhibit of randomness! 🏛️ Embrace your unique brand of weirdness, because being ordinary is way too mainstream! 😜"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your car is the newest member of your carpool karaoke crew! 🎤🚗 Just make sure to schedule some maintenance before your car decides to audition for "America's Got Talent"! 😉

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