25 Funny strange quotes

• You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.

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  3 weeks ago

  bit, evil, girl, humor, important, little, lose, me, meet, relationship, strange

• Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

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  2 months ago

  company, company fridge, food, fridge, funny situation, humor, i, lunch, name, names, new, office, people, putting, sandwich, situation, strange, today, trend, tuna, tuna sandwich, workplace

• On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

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  2 months ago

  anything, behavior, choose, commentary, humor, identity, internet, online, online behavior, people, social, social commentary, strange, stupid, stupidity, want

• American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

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  2 months ago

  American, American culture, architecture, culture, design, door, front, front door, homes, house, house design, humor, interior, interior design, living, room, strange, why

• Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, actually, better, government, humor, lying, pond, strange, strange woman, sword, system, woman, women

• It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

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  2 months ago

  day, humor, strange, Tuesday, week, WTF

• It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

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  2 months ago

  death, great, healer, humor, irony, life, people, perspective, say, strange, time, truth

• My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

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  2 months ago

  anything, ghost, haunted, here, house, housemate, humor, joke, lived, noticed, strange, year’s

• Being strange is exhausting.

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  2 months ago

  being, exhausting, humor, individuality, personality, self-perception, strange, uniqueness

• Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

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  2 months ago

  everything, existence, humor, irony, leave, life, nothing, perspective, strange, struggle, world

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