Funny supermarket quotes

• When I was a kid, they played lame music for middle-aged people in the supermarket, but this morning at Whole Foods, it’s now all amazing bangers from my youth.

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  4 months ago

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• Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

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  5 months ago

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• Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.

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  5 months ago

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• Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?

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  5 months ago

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