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Funny supermarket quotes

When I was a kid, they played lame music for middle-aged people in the supermarket, but this morning at Whole Foods, it’s now all amazing bangers from my youth.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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