39 Funny taste quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

  Commentary:
  Oh, Cinderella, sweetie, your standards were lower than her glass slipper size! 🙈 Talk about a prince who needs to get his memory checked! Maybe next time, Cinderella should swipe left on the forgetful ones! 👸🏼🤦🏻‍♂️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

  Commentary:
  Well, it sounds like you're caught in a classic case of bad timing and good taste! 🕰️🤷‍♂️ Maybe it’s time to find that rare gem who is single and has questionable taste in men. 😉👀

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

  Commentary:
  Ah, the great mystery of coffee! ☕️😄 It's like the beans are inviting you in with their delightful aroma, only to have your breath give others a less-than-pleasant surprise. Maybe the beans are just trying to show off and steal the spotlight, leaving coffee breath feeling a bit left out. It's all fun and games until someone breathes out a "bleh"! 😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

  Commentary:
  "Apparently, 'apple a day keeps the doctor away' only applies if you work at the fruit stand instead of the pharmaceutical company 🍏💊 #FruitfulThinking"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, if it isn't the spiciest take on the condiment game! 🌶️🔥 Looks like someone's burning up with desire for some variety in their life. 900 more ways to taste the same thing? That's one way to turn up the heat on the culinary scene! 🔥🌶️ Who knew hot sauce could bring out the saucy side in all of us? 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs approval from everyone when you already have impeccable taste 😏👌 Don't worry, being an acquired taste is just your way of keeping things interesting 😉🌟"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a world where you could get a calorie refund for disappointing food… 🍔🤷‍♂️ Sorry burger, you were not up to par, here's your calories back! 😂 #CalorieRefund #FoodieHumor"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, don't worry if you don't like me, sweetie. Not everyone can handle this fabulousness 💁‍♀️👑 #sorrynotsorry"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.

  Commentary:
  "Grocery bills making you consider getting in touch with your inner squirrel? 🌰🐿️ Maybe acorns are the next big culinary trend! Who needs avocado toast when you can have acorn specialties instead? 😆 #BudgetFriendlyEating"

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