53 Funny tech quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

  Commentary:
  "Are you secretly the voice of the automated overlords? 🤖📞😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

  Commentary:
  "When your vape starts speaking binary code, you know you’ve entered the Matrix! 💨🤖🤣"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

  Commentary:
  Haha, Twitter’s like that one friend who never stops monologuing at the party 😂🖤🗣️

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  3 months ago

  Share →: At the job interview with one AirPod in.

  Commentary:
  When you're trying to land the job but also trying to stay in your Own AirPod zone 🎧💼. Multitasking level: expert! Just hope they don’t think you're interviewing for a spot in the AirPod squad. 😂🎤

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

  Commentary:
  Imagine logging in and instead of the usual "Access Denied," it cheerfully nods and says, "Close Enough." 😂🔑🖥️ That’s the digital equivalent of giving up and saying, "Yeah, close enough, let's call it a day." Sometimes, our online lives need a little more leniency!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the passenger seat in a Cybertruck is reserved exclusively for Elon Musk's ego! 🚗👤 #LonelyRide

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's trying to reboot their diet by using the ultimate key combination – Ctrl Alt Delete my fat! If only it were that easy to reset our bodies like a computer system. Perhaps a healthy dose of Ctrl+C for copying gym routines and Ctrl+V for pasting salads into our daily meals might help too!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

  Commentary:
  "Tech bros: boldly going where no logic has gone before! 🚀💻 #ConfidentlyIncorrect"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'I also perform better with cookies' response – a true testament to the power of sweet treats in boosting performance, both online and off! Who knew that the key to success lay in a delicious batch of cookies? 🍪💻"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No email needs to tell me not to reply.

  Commentary:
  "Receiving an email telling you not to reply is like getting a warning label on a toaster that says 'Do not use underwater.' Thanks for the tip, Captain Obvious!"

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