Funny thank you quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the perfect blend of gratitude and existential crisis. 🚗😂 Remember, it's always nice to be polite, even when life tries to run you over!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

  Commentary:
  "Thanks for being friends with me. Must've been a moment of temporary insanity on your part, but hey, I'll take it! 🤪🤷‍♂️ #BlessedWithConfusingFriendships"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

  Commentary:
  "Dear God, thank you for the job, but just in case you're feeling extra generous… I'm here, waiting with open arms and a winning ticket 🙏🎉💸 #InGodWeTrustAndWin"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

  Commentary:
  "A large group of people is called an 'eww, no thank you' – or as introverts like to call it, a nightmare come true! 😅🙈 #TeamSolo"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

  Commentary:
  Looks like winter is coming in full force! 🌨️❄️ Who needs the Night's Watch when you have the municipal snow plow guarding your driveway like the Wall from Game of Thrones? Just make sure you don't encounter any White Walkers on your way to work! ⚔️ #WinterIsHere

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

  Commentary:
  "Your screams are in a queue and will be answered in the order they were received. Please hold on to your sanity, it's a long wait ahead! 😈🌀 #SpookyCustomerService"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, we are currently at full capacity for annoyance 🙅‍♀️. Please try again in the next lifetime, thank you for your non-interest! 😂 #NoRoomForAnnoyance"

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