Funny thank you quotes

I'm at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I'd probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I'm ready! Thank you.

Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

A large group of people is called an "eww, no thank you"

A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025