Funny quotes thank you

Funny thank you quotes

I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

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Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

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Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

3 months ago

A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

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I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

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Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

3 months ago

All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

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