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Funny thank you quotes

Funny thank you quotes are the perfect way to sprinkle some humor 🌟 and gratitude πŸ™Œ into your messages! Whether you’re thanking a friend, coworker, or that one person who always steals your snacks πŸͺ, a witty line can make your appreciation unforgettable. Ready to laugh and say thanks at the same time? Let’s dive into some hilarious ways to show you care with a smile πŸ˜„βœ¨!

Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Thank you all for attending my final rose ceremony. There will be no roses.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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