12 Funny thank you quotes

• All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

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  58 minutes ago

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• I’m a huge fan of saying “You’re welcome” really loudly when people don’t say thank you.

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  16 hours ago

  fan, huge, humor, interaction, loud, loud voice, people, politeness, sarcasm, say, saying, social, social interaction, thank, thank you, voice, welcome

• Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

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  1 day ago

  another, daily, daily routine, day, God, gratitude, humor, routine, screen, screen time, technology, thank, thank you, time

• Sarcastically saying “you’re welcome” to the people who don’t say thank you when I hold the door for them is something I’ll never stop doing.

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  1 week ago

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• People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

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  2 months ago

  apartment, apartment window, Christmas, Christmas tree, decoration, display, face, gratitude, holiday, holiday humor, humor, people, public, public display, put, service, street, thank, thank you, tree, trees, window, Windows

• Thank you all for attending my final rose ceremony. There will be no roses.

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  2 months ago

  ceremony, final, final rose, humor, rose, rose ceremony, roses, sarcasm, thank, thank you

• I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

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  2 months ago

  appreciation, car, hit, humor, ID, kind, kind stranger, life, me, perspective, point, say, stranger, thank, thank you, where

• Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

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  2 months ago

  appreciation, baffling, being, decision, friend, friends, humor, me, relationships, thank, thank you

• Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

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  2 months ago

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• A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

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  2 months ago

  eww, gathering, group, humor, people, social, thank, thank you

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