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  • They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

    Commentary:
    “Imagine a day where you’re as energetic as a puppy with a bottomless supply of coffee! ☕️🐶 Perpetual motion, no yawns allowed! Who’s in for a ‘No-Tiredness Day’ movement? 💪😆 #BringOnTheZapGuns”

  • Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the elusive skill of exhausting oneself through pure inertia 🎨💤 Who knew that mastering the art of relaxation could be so demanding? Take a bow, my fellow nap enthusiasts, for we are the true virtuosos of a well-deserved break! 🛌😆”

  • Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

    Commentary:
    “Who says being responsible is all it’s cracked up to be? 🤷‍♀️ Embrace that inner wild child and let loose because life’s too short to adult all the time! 🎉🙌 #IrresponsibleAdultGoals”

  • โ€œYou look tired!โ€ Bro, I want to stop existing.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic compliment that’s actually an insult. 🙄 ‘You look tired!’ is just code for ‘Wow, you look like a zombie apocalypse survivor!’ 😂💀 And honestly, who wouldn’t want to rethink their existence after hearing those words?”

  • Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

    Commentary:
    “Just call me the perpetual president of the Fatigue Fan Club! 😴💤 #AlwaysTiredButNeverRetired”

  • Could someone please come over here and be the adult? Iโ€™m too tired.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the eternal cry for someone to adult when adulting feels like climbing Mount Everest in pajamas 🏔️😅. Time to summon the responsible fairy godparent or just take a power nap and hope for the best! 💤🧚‍♂️”

  • Iโ€™m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now Iโ€™m tired but faster.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic caffeine conundrum: tired but faster! 💤☕️ Who needs sleep when you have a trusty mug of coffee to zoom through the day at the speed of light? ⚡️😄 Just remember, it’s okay to be both exhausted and on the verge of a caffeine-induced frenzy – that’s just the daily grind! 😉”

  • I am thick and tired.

    Commentary:
    “Thick and tired… sounds like a great excuse to skip leg day at the gym! 🍔💤 Who needs muscles when you can have extra fries and naps instead? 😄”

  • Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

    Commentary:
    “Taking a nap is like playing sleep roulette 🎲💤 Will you wake up rejuvenated and ready to conquer the world, or find yourself in a panic surrounded by angry messages? It’s a risky game, but oh so tempting! Proceed with caution and maybe set an extra loud alarm just in case 😉⏰”

  • Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and Iโ€™m tired of all the gaslighting.

    Commentary:
    “Whoever came up with the name ‘rice cakes’ was definitely stretching the definition of ‘cake’ to its limits… 🤔 Maybe we should call them ‘rice discs’ or ‘puffed rice snacks’ to avoid any more confusion! Let’s end the rice-cake gaslighting once and for all! 🍚🍰 #RenameRiceCakes”

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