I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.