102 Funny tired quotes — Wordgag ツ

I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

6 months ago

My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

6 months ago

I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

6 months ago6 months ago

Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

6 months ago6 months ago

I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

Feb 25, 2025

I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

Feb 25, 2025

Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

Feb 15, 2025Feb 15, 2025

Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

Feb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

Jan 29, 2025

Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

Jan 28, 2025

They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

Jan 28, 2025

Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

Jan 28, 2025

Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

Jan 28, 2025

“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

Jan 28, 2025

Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

Jan 28, 2025

Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

Jan 28, 2025

I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

Jan 27, 2025

I am thick and tired.

Jan 27, 2025

Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

Jan 26, 2025

Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

Jan 26, 2025