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Can't a person parallel park without an audience? It’s like they're judging my reverse Oscars performance 😅🚗🎭
181 Funny trying quotes
Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.
Commentary:
The ultimate cold workout: ice cube dodgeball! 🧊🏃♂️😂
My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”
Commentary:
Looks like you've graduated from "it's complicated" to "home edition!" 🏡😂❤️
The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.
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Achieving "Master of Zen and the Art of Couch Surfing" isn't just a skill, it's a lifestyle 🧘♂️✨🛋️
I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?
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Spreading joy like it's confetti and the world is on a BBQ 🍿🔥😄
A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”
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Trying to adult like: 🎪😅 Who knew balancing on a hammock was also a life skill!
Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.
Commentary:
Sounds like the spider's planning a web fashion show with my wardrobe! 🕷️👗😂
Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.
Commentary:
Cooking skills so advanced, I'm now a certified smoke signaler 🍕🔥😆
I hate when I’m trying to spell a word, and my phone can’t do it either.
Commentary:
When even your phone's autocorrect is like, "Yeah, I've got nothing." 🤷♂️📱😂
Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.
Commentary:
Manifesting breakfast is my new cardio routine 🍳✨ #DreamBigEatBigger