Funny vodka quotes

Funny vodka quotes bring a spirited twist to your favorite drink! 🍸😂 From playful jabs about vodka’s role in social gatherings to humorous reflections on the antics it can inspire, these quotes capture the lighter side of this beloved spirit. Cheers to laughter and the joy of vodka-fueled fun! 😄🥂

3 months ago
View →: Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.
4 months ago
View →: Livin’ la vida vodka!
4 months ago
View →: I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.
5 months ago
View →: Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.
$You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!$

5 months ago
View →: You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!
5 months ago
View →: There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.
5 months ago
View →: I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.
5 months ago
View →: I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.
5 months ago
View →: I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

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