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11 Funny vodka quotes

Funny vodka quotes bring a spirited twist to your favorite drink! πŸΈπŸ˜‚ From playful jabs about vodka’s role in social gatherings to humorous reflections on the antics it can inspire, these quotes capture the lighter side of this beloved spirit. Cheers to laughter and the joy of vodka-fueled fun! πŸ˜„πŸ₯‚

And then the vodka whispered, “Say what you really think.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

Livin’ la vida vodka!

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!

Posted onJan 23, 2025

There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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